On the days when Ryan is home, I like to give him the opportunity to change as many poopy diapers as he can. He misses out on so many throughout the week that it's important for him to feel included on the 1 day that he is home. I would hate for him to miss out on a really extreme poop. Yesterday, Ryan was watching M while I took a shower. Right as I was exiting the shower, I heard Ryan running up the stairs and I could hear M "grumping". I went into M's room to see what all the grumps were about and I find Ryan in the middle of changing a really spectacular poop explosion. Poop was already smeared across her changing pad and M was desperately trying to get her hands down into the freshly brewed poo. I could tell Ryan was really stressing out over this poop explosion. It was made even more obvious when he asks M, "What did Mommy feed you? This isn't normal!" Um... Yes...Yes it is normal. This happens at least once or twice a week (if I'm lucky), most of the time it's almost an ever other day occurrence. M just has messy poops, it's a fact of life. She enjoys farting and I kind of think she pushes her poop out with a massive force, just so she can fart really loud and laugh about it. I don't think Ryan believed me. So, after today's poop explosion, I sent Ryan the following email:
Today's Poo Explosion featured the following:
* A foul odor but no sign of poo when Mommy checked the back of M's diaper. Just to play it safe, Mommy decided to change the diaper anyway.
* As the diaper is removed, the source of the smell is revealed. A massive frontal explosion resulting in a tiny amount of poo managing to escape through the side hatch of M's diaper.
* Half a package of baby wipes were harmed during clean-up.
* Flecks of dookie clung for dear life to both baby butt cheeks. Mommy considered using a water pik to remove the stuck on poo.
* Finally baby booty is all clean. But wait... Mommy feels something cold and gooey on her arm. Mommy looks down to find a tiny streak of poo on her brand new white shirt. As Mommy gently tries to remove her ruined shirt, a small nugget of poop falls on Mommy's shoulder. The same instant, Mommy's freshly washed hair falls on her shoulder, directly into the poop, smearing the nugget all over her shoulder.
Next time on Poo Explosion...... Daddy learns he's not alone.
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